Some crazy proverbs..!
Robert CLements
Thursday, October 07, 2010 - Here are some crazy, unconventional proverbs for you to chew on today: If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry, just remove the damn battery from the clock and continue enjoying life! And here’s one I keep telling my children when they tell me the world isn’t fair: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a lion not to attack because you are a vegetarian. This I don’t tell my children for sure: Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.
I said this to my elder one, and my younger one told me, that she walked into the Taj as if she owned it: Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude!
Here’s one for your wife: Every mother hopes her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did! And another for the man who pretends he is a saint: He was a good man. He never smoked, drank, and had no affair. I hope my wife doesn’t read this: A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! And I hope she doesn’t read this too: So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, But we choose marriage?
I wonder whether you guys are going to agree with this: Only 20 percent of boys have brains, the rest have girlfriends!
Or this: All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! Can you imagine two of our national leaders saying two entirely contradictory things, no wonder we are a confused people at time: ‘Laziness is our biggest enemy’- Jawaharlal Nehru. ‘We should learn to love our enemies’- Mahatma Gandhi. Who’s advice would you like to choose? And finally for those who still insist on drinking and driving here’s one I won’t agree with but still, ‘If ten percent of road accidents are due to drunken driving then ninety percent actually happen due to driving without drinking! Then why do they harass only the ten percent?’ Just some crazy proverbs to lighten your mood today, hope I did just that..!
—Email: bobsbanter@gmail.com
I said this to my elder one, and my younger one told me, that she walked into the Taj as if she owned it: Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude!
Here’s one for your wife: Every mother hopes her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did! And another for the man who pretends he is a saint: He was a good man. He never smoked, drank, and had no affair. I hope my wife doesn’t read this: A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! And I hope she doesn’t read this too: So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, But we choose marriage?
I wonder whether you guys are going to agree with this: Only 20 percent of boys have brains, the rest have girlfriends!
Or this: All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! Can you imagine two of our national leaders saying two entirely contradictory things, no wonder we are a confused people at time: ‘Laziness is our biggest enemy’- Jawaharlal Nehru. ‘We should learn to love our enemies’- Mahatma Gandhi. Who’s advice would you like to choose? And finally for those who still insist on drinking and driving here’s one I won’t agree with but still, ‘If ten percent of road accidents are due to drunken driving then ninety percent actually happen due to driving without drinking! Then why do they harass only the ten percent?’ Just some crazy proverbs to lighten your mood today, hope I did just that..!
—Email: bobsbanter@gmail.com
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