Laugh out loud..!

Monday, July 19, 2010 - Let’s start the day with a laugh shall we, so here’s one on Obama: One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of the routine and go for a casual dinner to a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “So why was he so interested in talking to you my dear?” “Ah well Obama, he and I we were lovers before I met you! Don’t get jealous this was when I was in me teens!” “Yeah!” said Obama a little too smugly. “What you yeahing about like that?” asked Michelle. “Oh nothin’ dear, was jes thinkin’ if you’d married him you’d have bin the wife of a restaurant owner!” To which Michelle responded, “No husband dear, if I had married him, he would have been the President of the United States of America!” And in case you think we’ve had enough of the Americans and their humour, here’s a desi one to tickle your palate: Abdul goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” ”Yes – coffee sir” says Abdul “Have you ever been in the military service? “Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.” “That will give you 5 extra points towards employment.”

“Are you disabled in any way?” “Yes sir. A bomb exploded near me and I lost my teeth” “O.K, “ says the interviewer, “You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 .M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day.” Abdul is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?”

“This is a government job,” the interviewer says, “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee .No point you coming in for that!” And here’s an aircraft joke: “Why did the old lady put a bomb in her suitcase when she flew on a holiday?” “Because she’d heard that the chances of two bombs in the same plane were a billion to one..!”—Email:bobsbanter@gmail.com