Nothing Madam, nothing..!

Sunday, July 04, 2010 - Madam, madam did you hear? Did you hear what President Obama said about me?” “Sshhh Manmohan I am making an important call to Priyanka, okay that’s over, now you were saying something?” “Madam did you hear what Obama said about me?” “Prime Ministerji just keep an eye on the window will you, and see whether Rahul’s car is coming while I prepare his lunch. Now what were you saying?” “About what Obama said!”

“You can close the window now I think that is Rahul’s car! Rahul see who is here!” “Ma what’s for lunch?” “Rahulji did you hear what President Obama said about me?”

“Ma I asked what’s for lunch, and hello uncle nice seeing you here?” “I came to tell mummy what Obama said about me!”

“Don’t like what the Naxalites are doing to my country Uncle Singh!” “I know but I’ve told Chidambaram that…” “And uncle about the Kashmir problem..” “I’ve talked to Omar, I should think…”

“Ma is lunch ready?” “Mama mia, why don’t you talk to Uncle Singh while I finish the cooking!” “Yes we can discuss your role in the party Rahulji..” “Ma I’m starving!”

“You haven’t eaten, you are looking thin Rahulji!” “Ma I hope you’ve made something I like!” “Talk to Uncle Singh son!” “Yes I will tell you what happened at the G-20 meet, Rahulji!”

“Now where did I leave my bedroom slippers?” “It is here, see under the sofa Rahulji!” “Ma did you see my bedroom slippers?”“Talk to Uncle Singh son!” “Yes let me tell you about what Mamata Bannerjee has started asking for Rahulji!” “I still can’t find my bedroom slippers!” “It is under…”

“Ma where are my bedroom slippers?” “Son talk to Uncle Singh, ask him whether President Obama told him anything?” “Uncle Singh where are you going?”

“Home!” “Ma where are my bedroom…””Ask Uncle Singh whether Obama told him anything? Ah there he is, he’s leaving, Prime Ministerji did Obama have to tell you anything?” “Nothing madam, nothing..!”