Internet’s new addict..!
Views From Abroad
Robert Clements
Tuesday, April 20, 2010 - Masala Dosa!” cried the old man banging the top of the desk top computer. “I’m afraid sir, we do not serve masala dosa or even sada dosa here,” said the owner of the cyber café with a smirk.
“You have put up a café sign,” said the old man angrily.“Its is a cyber café sir.” “Sai Bar Café, or Sai Baba Café! I am not bothered. Café means café. You are misleading the public, I will complain to the police..!” “Sir, “ said the owner of the café patiently, “We do not want any trouble with the police. I will give you an hour surfing time free. Go in and surf.”
““Its okay sir,” said the owner worriedly, as he glanced at two youngsters surfing in his café, who were merrily exploring an adult site. “ Sir we will even give you an email address free.”“You are a pimp?” asked the old man. “No sir I am not.” “You are offering me female addresses free? Do I look like that kind of man? What kind of café is this?” “Cyber café sir. See this computer sir, if you move the mouse you will be able to open …” “Mouse!” shrieked the old man. “You are trying to frighten me?” “We will design a website for you sir?” “Webs? I come to a café and I am offered spider webs? I will go to the police. I will call the food and beverages department.
The old man tried to walk out and tripped on a computer cable. “Sir please be careful don’t fall on the mother board.” “Mother? What mother? I have come to eat and you are saying I am falling for your mother? You rascal!” “Sir please be careful. Sir do not move the mouse otherwise the cursor will delete everything, sir!” “You curse me?” “No sir, but do not let the cursor move onto the title bar..“Aha, no masala dosa but you have a bar?” “Sir our files are being deleted” “You will be deleted after I file a complaint..!” The old man suddenly glanced at the two boys who were surfing the net and who were busily studying a scantily clad model.
“What is that?” asked the old man, peering at the screen. “Sir, it is okay, we will bring you a masala dosa here. Sir….” “Masala dosa be hanged,” gasped the old man as he crept behind the boys, “What a dish! What a dish!” The owner heaved a sigh of relief as the internet got a new addict..!
—Email: bobsbanter@gmail.com
“You have put up a café sign,” said the old man angrily.“Its is a cyber café sir.” “Sai Bar Café, or Sai Baba Café! I am not bothered. Café means café. You are misleading the public, I will complain to the police..!” “Sir, “ said the owner of the café patiently, “We do not want any trouble with the police. I will give you an hour surfing time free. Go in and surf.”
““Its okay sir,” said the owner worriedly, as he glanced at two youngsters surfing in his café, who were merrily exploring an adult site. “ Sir we will even give you an email address free.”“You are a pimp?” asked the old man. “No sir I am not.” “You are offering me female addresses free? Do I look like that kind of man? What kind of café is this?” “Cyber café sir. See this computer sir, if you move the mouse you will be able to open …” “Mouse!” shrieked the old man. “You are trying to frighten me?” “We will design a website for you sir?” “Webs? I come to a café and I am offered spider webs? I will go to the police. I will call the food and beverages department.
The old man tried to walk out and tripped on a computer cable. “Sir please be careful don’t fall on the mother board.” “Mother? What mother? I have come to eat and you are saying I am falling for your mother? You rascal!” “Sir please be careful. Sir do not move the mouse otherwise the cursor will delete everything, sir!” “You curse me?” “No sir, but do not let the cursor move onto the title bar..“Aha, no masala dosa but you have a bar?” “Sir our files are being deleted” “You will be deleted after I file a complaint..!” The old man suddenly glanced at the two boys who were surfing the net and who were busily studying a scantily clad model.
“What is that?” asked the old man, peering at the screen. “Sir, it is okay, we will bring you a masala dosa here. Sir….” “Masala dosa be hanged,” gasped the old man as he crept behind the boys, “What a dish! What a dish!” The owner heaved a sigh of relief as the internet got a new addict..!
—Email: bobsbanter@gmail.com
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