Puttin’ It across plainly..!
Robert Clements
Friday, June 22, 2012 - News has been received by us that tens of thousands of Russians flooded streets in Moscow to protest against President Vladimir Putin, in what appeared to be the biggest opposition rally yet. We decided to find out what was happening. “Hey Putin!” “You like my neck muscles?” “You’re not quite liked in Russia you know?” “Hey see my forearm muscles!” “The people are agitating against you!” “You seen my leg muscles?” “There’s going to be demonstrations and riots to see you quit!” “This is my judo stance!” “Mr President! Mr Putin! Vladimir! Are you listening?”
We moved down to where the agitation was on: “Hey Mr Agitator what is it that you don’t like about Putin?” “Look at him showing his neck muscles!” “Are you fed up of his domestic policies?” “Now look at him showing his forearm muscles!” “Is it time you feel that you Russians got more freedom?” “Watch him trying to make us see his leg muscles!” “Is there a shortage of essentials in the country?”
“There he is showing his Judo stance!” The editor was not too happy to see us back so fast. “Have you found the reason for the Russian unrest?” “Have you seen his neck muscles?” “Whoa! Whoa! I am talking about why the Russians are angry with their leader?” “You should see his forearm muscles!” “You telling me that you flew from here to Russia and you have come back repeating this gibberish?” “This is Putin’s leg muscles!” “But, but what is the reason for this anger against their president?” “And this sir, is Putin’s judo stance!” In desperation a long distance call was made to Obama, “Sir, are you happy with Putin?” “Vladimir?” “Yes sir!”
“Have you seen his neck muscles, his forearm muscles, his leg muscles and his judo stance? It’s awesome man, it’s awesome!” And so today’s headline, ‘America and Russia heading for another Cold War: the Americans love Putin for the same reason that Russia hates him..!”
—Email:bobsbanter@gmail.com
We moved down to where the agitation was on: “Hey Mr Agitator what is it that you don’t like about Putin?” “Look at him showing his neck muscles!” “Are you fed up of his domestic policies?” “Now look at him showing his forearm muscles!” “Is it time you feel that you Russians got more freedom?” “Watch him trying to make us see his leg muscles!” “Is there a shortage of essentials in the country?”
“There he is showing his Judo stance!” The editor was not too happy to see us back so fast. “Have you found the reason for the Russian unrest?” “Have you seen his neck muscles?” “Whoa! Whoa! I am talking about why the Russians are angry with their leader?” “You should see his forearm muscles!” “You telling me that you flew from here to Russia and you have come back repeating this gibberish?” “This is Putin’s leg muscles!” “But, but what is the reason for this anger against their president?” “And this sir, is Putin’s judo stance!” In desperation a long distance call was made to Obama, “Sir, are you happy with Putin?” “Vladimir?” “Yes sir!”
“Have you seen his neck muscles, his forearm muscles, his leg muscles and his judo stance? It’s awesome man, it’s awesome!” And so today’s headline, ‘America and Russia heading for another Cold War: the Americans love Putin for the same reason that Russia hates him..!”
—Email:bobsbanter@gmail.com
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