National adult channel..!
Robert Clements
Saturday, March 31, 2012 - With two BJP MLAs caught for allegedly watching porn in Gujarat yesterday on their iPads, and three MLAs from the same party caught for doing the same in Karnataka a month ago, looks like the party needs to look into the matter urgently. “What we need to do,” said a senior member of the party is to find out whether Apple can make eye pieces!” “Eye pieces?” asked a junior member of the same party. “Yes, when I want to watch a movie at home when my wife is asleep, I put on a ear phone and watch the movie. It is so nice to see my wife fast asleep while I watch the noisiest of movies without walking her up! So if eye pieces could be worn by all our party men, they could watch anything without others seeing what they are watching, wouldn’t that be a good idea?”
“Excellent sir! You know so much technology!” “Why don’t we write to Steve Jobs?” “Steve Jobs is dead sir!” “Then write to Pfizer’s, Hoechst, or some other pharmaceutical company!”
“Pharmaceutical company sir?” “Yes, don’t they all make tablets?” And so think-tank sessions went on, with senior and junior leaders of the party giving their suggestions. “Gentlemen,” said a leader in a closed-door meeting where only the men of the party had been invited, “We need to change our attitude towards women!” “Yes,” said a junior member, “I agree with you, what we need to do is to stop watching porn and watch the real thing more, then there will not be any need for porn!”
“Any other ideas?” asked a senior member quickly. “Sir,” said a member who was known was his innovative ideas, “We are more or less sure, we will come to power in 2014 won’t we?” “Yes,” admitted the senior, “With the way things are going it is almost certain to be a victory for us, why?”
“And when we come to power we will have to have quick and immediate ways to make money for the party right?” “Then I suggest we start a National Adult TV channel, which will be given the sole rights to televise all proceedings of different state Assemblies and Houses throughout the country. Can you imagine what revenue we will earn with the whole nation peeping in to know which porn site our MLAs and MPs are watching?”
“Brilliant!” shouted all the members of the party. “Which means,” said the senior leader beaming at the MLAs from Karnataka and Gujarat who had been caught watching obscene clips, “You are free men now. Go and hone your skills. Learn more such sites, so our party Adult Channel makes a profit..!”
—Email:bobsbanter@gmail.com
“Excellent sir! You know so much technology!” “Why don’t we write to Steve Jobs?” “Steve Jobs is dead sir!” “Then write to Pfizer’s, Hoechst, or some other pharmaceutical company!”
“Pharmaceutical company sir?” “Yes, don’t they all make tablets?” And so think-tank sessions went on, with senior and junior leaders of the party giving their suggestions. “Gentlemen,” said a leader in a closed-door meeting where only the men of the party had been invited, “We need to change our attitude towards women!” “Yes,” said a junior member, “I agree with you, what we need to do is to stop watching porn and watch the real thing more, then there will not be any need for porn!”
“Any other ideas?” asked a senior member quickly. “Sir,” said a member who was known was his innovative ideas, “We are more or less sure, we will come to power in 2014 won’t we?” “Yes,” admitted the senior, “With the way things are going it is almost certain to be a victory for us, why?”
“And when we come to power we will have to have quick and immediate ways to make money for the party right?” “Then I suggest we start a National Adult TV channel, which will be given the sole rights to televise all proceedings of different state Assemblies and Houses throughout the country. Can you imagine what revenue we will earn with the whole nation peeping in to know which porn site our MLAs and MPs are watching?”
“Brilliant!” shouted all the members of the party. “Which means,” said the senior leader beaming at the MLAs from Karnataka and Gujarat who had been caught watching obscene clips, “You are free men now. Go and hone your skills. Learn more such sites, so our party Adult Channel makes a profit..!”
—Email:bobsbanter@gmail.com
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