Nobody trusts the Chinese..!
“They plan to takeover India?” I shivered. “No the Chinese restaurants in India! There will be a Chinese invasion of the Indian kitchen!” “No!” I shouted. “Don’t worry,” said the General tapping himself on the shoulder, “with me in charge, nobody will dare!” “Thank you,” I gasped looking at him. “As long as you don’t get a new birth certificate we are all safe!” “And that is not all,” said the General, “there are other reasons why he said we must not trust the Chinese”
“They criticized our noodles also?” I asked fearfully. “No, our defense minister noticed they were talking in Mandarin to each other!” “Right in front of him?” “No when the consul general and his junior visited the toilet!” “Aha!” I said. “Our defense minister immediately knew there was something being said he did not understand. He immediately took objection.”
“He spoke to me. I was also in the toilet. He spoke to me in Hindi.” “That was very clever of our defense minister” I said. “But the Chinese diplomat told him they were only admiring the toilet. Our defense minister was stunned, because they also spoke in Hindi. He knew immediately they were spies! There is only one problem, the defense minister did not wear his glasses when he went to visit the toilet.” “So?” I asked. “Those two men were not Chinese diplomats, they were Nepali waiters from the hotel..!”