Kadhafi’s last moments..!
Robert Clements
Sunday, October 23, 2011 - What very few people know is that Gaddafi made a will before he died. Clever man, that he was, he knew there would be a legal battle for his camels, women, clothes, and so just before he was killed, he got a lawyer who was hanging around his camel camp and got him to draft a will: “Colonel, you want me to write down everything?” “Yes, yes, I will shoot you if you ask such questions again.
Now listen. I, Colonel Gaddafi, being of sound mind, do leave my country.. “Colonel I thought you are not leaving your country, that you are fighting till the end?” “Idiot, I am not leaving my country, but in the will I am leaving my country, like I am leaving my wives to Bill Clinton, I am leaving my camels to Obama, do you get it?”
“Yes, yes Colonel, you are not leaving, but you are leaving, right?” “You are a clever lawyer, now write, I am leaving my country to..to…” “Tutu?” “What Tutu?” “You just say, you are leaving your country to Tutu?” “I just say ..to, then I say to again.” “Two to’s make Tutu!” “I am not leaving my country to Tutu!” “Then to who?” “You want it?” “Me?” “Yes, you want the country? Take it as payment for writing my will!” “Thank you Colonel.” “My coloured robes I leave to.. to..” “Tutu?” “No, not Tutu again, okay I leave to you!”
“I can have your clothes?” “Yes, yes, you can have my clothes.” “Colonel, can I have your bodyguards?” “You want them?” “They are very pretty women, so beautiful!” “Okay take them, put it in the will!” “Colonel Gaddafi sir!” “Who is it?” “Your bodyguards, we just heard you are leaving us to this lawyer?” “Yes, yes I am writing my will!” “We do not want to be left to any lawyer, bang, bang!” “You have shot Gaddafi?” “We will never go to a lawyer! Yes, now we shoot you, bang, bang!” You will hear many stories about how Gaddafi was killed, who shot him, and where he was shot. But this is the true story.
“How do we know Bob, that yours is the true story?” “Because see, I have Gaddafi’s will, he has left me the publishing rights to write about his last moments!” “Bob’s right!” shouts Bill Clinton, “Now where are the wives?”
—Email:bobsbanter@gmail.com
Now listen. I, Colonel Gaddafi, being of sound mind, do leave my country.. “Colonel I thought you are not leaving your country, that you are fighting till the end?” “Idiot, I am not leaving my country, but in the will I am leaving my country, like I am leaving my wives to Bill Clinton, I am leaving my camels to Obama, do you get it?”
“Yes, yes Colonel, you are not leaving, but you are leaving, right?” “You are a clever lawyer, now write, I am leaving my country to..to…” “Tutu?” “What Tutu?” “You just say, you are leaving your country to Tutu?” “I just say ..to, then I say to again.” “Two to’s make Tutu!” “I am not leaving my country to Tutu!” “Then to who?” “You want it?” “Me?” “Yes, you want the country? Take it as payment for writing my will!” “Thank you Colonel.” “My coloured robes I leave to.. to..” “Tutu?” “No, not Tutu again, okay I leave to you!”
“I can have your clothes?” “Yes, yes, you can have my clothes.” “Colonel, can I have your bodyguards?” “You want them?” “They are very pretty women, so beautiful!” “Okay take them, put it in the will!” “Colonel Gaddafi sir!” “Who is it?” “Your bodyguards, we just heard you are leaving us to this lawyer?” “Yes, yes I am writing my will!” “We do not want to be left to any lawyer, bang, bang!” “You have shot Gaddafi?” “We will never go to a lawyer! Yes, now we shoot you, bang, bang!” You will hear many stories about how Gaddafi was killed, who shot him, and where he was shot. But this is the true story.
“How do we know Bob, that yours is the true story?” “Because see, I have Gaddafi’s will, he has left me the publishing rights to write about his last moments!” “Bob’s right!” shouts Bill Clinton, “Now where are the wives?”
—Email:bobsbanter@gmail.com
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